Thursday, May 28, 2015

ADRIENNE!

 

A Question You've Never Asked Your Mother

Lucas: "Soooo... I was thinking." Uh-oh. That's trouble. Lucas' IQ has its own zip code: 00000. #DAYS
 
If the temperature plunged as far as Serena and Nicole's necklines we'd be in for a of a nuclear winter. #DAYS
 
Lucas to Kate: "Have you never shacked up with a married man?" I'll bet that's a question you've never asked your mother. #DAYS
 
Kate and Victor criticizing other's infidelity is like Tim Gunn criticizing someone for being clothing-obsessed. #DAYS

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Crazy Is All They've got

Hope to Rafe: "As stubborn as you are, I am even more stubborn." Stubborn is the new dumb. #DAYS
 
I'll give #DOOL one thing — I've never seen a show before with characters named Navidad and Xander. #DAYS
 
Rafe: "Something happened I didn't foresee." With Rafe, that could be the sun coming up in the morning. #DAYS
 
Melanie: "If it's crazy why are we talking about it?" When the conversation is between Melanie and Theresa, crazy is all they've got. #DAYS

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Rory's Hero

 

The "I Faked A Brain Tumor Because I Loved You" Line

Chad uses the tired old, "I faked a brain tumor because I loved you" line. I used to use that one all the time. #DAYS
 
Theresa, parents may own their adult offspring in a few third-world countries but not here; not even in Salem. Tell Mommy to buzz off. #DAYS
 
Brady, Melanie didn't immediately say yes to your proposal. Thank your lucky stars and run. #DAYS
 
Hope: "Dinner with Kate and Clyde... I'd rather hold my breath and pass out." Please do. #DAYS

Friday, May 22, 2015

Sainthood Comes, Sainthood Goes

Brady: engagement ring. Will, Paul and Sonny BO-ring. #DAYS
 
Abby points out Jennifer didn't give Paige's feelings any thought. She didn't — sainthood comes, sainthood goes. #DAYS
 
Paige, why are you even listening to JJ's rambling excuses?" #DAYS
 
Abby lectures Jennifer on morality. BWAHAHAHAHA! #DAYS
 
Kimberly isn't just a helicopter mom. She's an entire fleet of Blackhawks. #DAYS

JJ's Condition

 

Adorable JJ

 

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Sex On A Conference Room Table

She's female, JJ. You're just supposed to know what she's thinking without her having to tell you. #GuyManual wisdom. #DAYS
 
Marlena says Stefano's psychotic behavior killed Kristen.  Well, yes... that and a 500 foot fall. #DAYS
 
Paul to John: "I'm surprised you haven't advised me to have sex with Sonny on a conference room table." Ooooo... low blow. #DAYS
 
JJ to Paige: "You are too good for me." I think this time JJ is right on target. #DAYS

Paige Clobbers JJ


Wednesday, May 20, 2015

New Drinking Game

New drinking game... take a drink every time someone in Salem is alone, says something out loud and someone overhears. #DAYS
 
Things I learned on #DOOL Number 171: Whenever you want to evade a question, just say, "it's complicated." #DAYS
 
Eve: "I can explain everything." Translation: "I can't explain anything, but here comes a load of BS." #DAYS
 
At least Adrienne and Justin have a level playing field — Cheater's Field located in Adulterer's Stadium. #DAYS

Paul Smacks Will

Paige Trumps JJ's Surprise

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Conflicting Statements

Oh boy: WillPaSon. Translation: I Will Pass On WillPaSon. #DAYS
 
Maggie to Nicole: "My son is reasonable. He cares about you a lot." Conflicting statements, if you ask me. #DAYS
 
Fashion note: Are faux leather shoulder pads the "in thing?" Both John and Eve are sporting them. #DAYS
 
Paul punches will. With a right cross like that, maybe his arm is good enough to go back to pitching. #DAYS

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