Tuesday, October 21, 2014

My Pet Rat

Brady & Theresa had sex. Theresa: "Brady and I are back together." Brady: "That Theresa sure is a good sport." #DAYS
 
FBI agent: "Your mom should be home for your 30th Birthday, kid." Dang. I hate it when the actors steal my Prevuzisms. #DAYS
 
Kristin calls Eve's apartment "cozy." Translation: "Dilapidated. Run down. I wouldn't let my pet rat live here." #DAYS
 
Sami and Kate looking for that document remind me of me looking for my checkbook. #DAYS

Monday, October 20, 2014

Irma La Douce

Jennifer says she's at the hospital to get some work to take home with her. Aw, poor gal, she has to resort to doing some work. #DAYS
 
JJ wonders what Paige is doing there.  She's hoping to do you, buddy.  Don't worry... she'll be gentle. #DAYS
 
Paige comes on to JJ like she's Irma la Douce, not some gal looking for her "first." #DAYS
 
Eve wants Paige to follow her dream.  She did. Right into JJ's bedroom; and her dream rejected her. #DAYS

Friday, October 17, 2014

It's Only Naughty If You Get Caught

Fortune cookie: "Have fun. It's only naughty if you get caught." Kate must've been caught a whole lot of times. #DAYS
 
Two men in black suits and sunglasses show up at the Devereaux house and confiscate JJ's guy card. #DAYS
 
People in Salem can date whomever they want.  As long as they clear it with Eve, Julie and Ciara first. #DAYS
 
Paige wants to have sex. JJ doesn't. Maybe they got their scripts mixed up. #DAYS

Thursday, October 16, 2014

His Itchy Trigger Finger

Rafe and Abe get a big break that fell right into their laps.  That's about the only way the SPD gets a big break. #DAYS
 
Chad: "If I could have just had a little more time with EJ..." You could have badgered him even more. #DAYS
 
Sami says nothing could have changed what happened to EJ.  Miguel could have controlled his itchy trigger finger. #DAYS

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Creepy And Strange

Yet another difference between men and women...

EJ's Memorial

Monday, October 13, 2014

A Minor Case Of Jock Itch

Fear not, fans. For high enough ratings and enough money #DOOL writers can turn EJ's condition into a minor case of jock itch. #DAYS
 
It has to be said. EJ makes a much better corpse than John. #DAYS
 
Kate tells Chad his mother was a friend.  A.K.A. Professional colleague.  I forget... Did they have the same pimp? #DAYS
 
Kate says if there is one thing about EJ, he was a good dad.  Practically perfect. He only kidnapped one of his children. #DAYS

Friday, October 10, 2014

EJ DeadMayora

Given his political past, perhaps we should call this episode EJ DeadMayora. #DAYS
 
Will wonders if Allie is Miley Cyrus. If her mom is an indication, when she grows up she'll come in like a wrecking ball. #DAYS
 
If EJ had taken any longer to fall the show would have been over before he hit the ground. #DAYS
 
As EJ makes his never-ending dramatic death dive he looks up: "Et tu, Miguel?" #DAYS
 
Abby wants to take her time, go slow and get to know each other. Ben agrees. Ben's lying. #DAYS
 
Ben and Abby passed so much slobber  today it shorted out my TV. #DAYS

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