Friday, October 24, 2014

Porn Star Turned Baby-Snatcher

JJ plans to use the tired old "I can't bang you because my dad was a rapist" excuse. #DAYS
Sami: "EJ loved a good catfight." Hey, here's an idea, let's have one now in his memory. #DAYS
Sami doesn't remember the last thing she and EJ talked about. As I recall it was the fact he was spewing blood everywhere. #DAYS
Sami tells Nicole: "You're a former porn star turned baby-snatcher." Attempted murder more fits Sami's style. #DAYS

Thursday, October 23, 2014

A Fireproof Envelope

OFPS, Stefano get off it. You're only upset because you didn't get to kill EJ yourself. #DAYS
Mary Beth: "I didn't tell your mom you got birth control." Say it a little louder, MB, I don't think they heard you in Chicago." #DAYS
EJ killed by a junkie. Once again the SPD hits the nail right on the head. Wrong nail, unfortunately. #DAYS
Hey, Clyde, I'm thinking next Father's Day is going to be a pretty inauspicious event for you. #DAYS
Sami tells Sydney if they're sending the picture to EJ they'd better get it in an envelope. Better make that a fireproof envelope. #DAYS

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

His Willie Nelson Bong

That microphone in Eve's lamp looks like a big bass speaker. It would have made a great bugging device in the 1950s. #DAYS
Ben wonders if Clyde is giving him his Willie Nelson bong. That would make it a family heirloom, wouldn't it? #DAYS
John says his head is clear. As many times as he's been conked there's probably nothing left in there. #DAYS
Abby says, "Chad isn't like Rafe. He's a complicated guy." Translation: Unlike Rafe, Chad's IQ is above room temperature. #DAYS

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

My Pet Rat

Brady & Theresa had sex. Theresa: "Brady and I are back together." Brady: "That Theresa sure is a good sport." #DAYS
FBI agent: "Your mom should be home for your 30th Birthday, kid." Dang. I hate it when the actors steal my Prevuzisms. #DAYS
Kristin calls Eve's apartment "cozy." Translation: "Dilapidated. Run down. I wouldn't let my pet rat live here." #DAYS
Sami and Kate looking for that document remind me of me looking for my checkbook. #DAYS

Sack Me, JJ

Popular with the Houston Texans' JJ Watt fans. Perhaps Paige should wear it next time she goes to the Devereaux residence.

Will EJ Come Back?

Monday, October 20, 2014

Irma La Douce

Jennifer says she's at the hospital to get some work to take home with her. Aw, poor gal, she has to resort to doing some work. #DAYS
JJ wonders what Paige is doing there.  She's hoping to do you, buddy.  Don't worry... she'll be gentle. #DAYS
Paige comes on to JJ like she's Irma la Douce, not some gal looking for her "first." #DAYS
Eve wants Paige to follow her dream.  She did. Right into JJ's bedroom; and her dream rejected her. #DAYS

Friday, October 17, 2014

It's Only Naughty If You Get Caught

Fortune cookie: "Have fun. It's only naughty if you get caught." Kate must've been caught a whole lot of times. #DAYS
Two men in black suits and sunglasses show up at the Devereaux house and confiscate JJ's guy card. #DAYS
People in Salem can date whomever they want.  As long as they clear it with Eve, Julie and Ciara first. #DAYS
Paige wants to have sex. JJ doesn't. Maybe they got their scripts mixed up. #DAYS

Thursday, October 16, 2014

His Itchy Trigger Finger

Rafe and Abe get a big break that fell right into their laps.  That's about the only way the SPD gets a big break. #DAYS
Chad: "If I could have just had a little more time with EJ..." You could have badgered him even more. #DAYS
Sami says nothing could have changed what happened to EJ.  Miguel could have controlled his itchy trigger finger. #DAYS

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