Friday, January 30, 2015

A Danosecond

Nanosecond – One billionth of a second. Danosecond - The amount of time Dan & Nicole were together this time. #DAYS
 
Mandrake wants to know if Theresa's mind is still a blank. No worries there. #DAYS
 
Eve: "I've figured how to make our problem go away." She can reverse time? #DAYS
 
Nicole says she cares about all her ex-lovers. She must be the most caring woman in Salem... except for Kate. #DAYS

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Poof!

Brady: "So our date is just dinner and goodbye?" Translation: Negative nookie night. #DAYS
 
Theresa: "It's gone... poof! That's what happens with all my dreams." And your boyfriends. #DAYS
 
So Edward was writing while he was off his meds.  He must've been a #DOOL writer. #DAYS
 
Victor walks in on Melanie & Brady: "For the love of God." Neither love nor God has anything to do with it. #DAYS

Nicole's Butt

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Boring Is The New Exciting

Frankly, this Paul, Will, Sonny coincidence is too lame even for #DAYS.
 
Stefano asks if he's boring Chad. On #DOOL boring is the new exciting. #DAYS
 
Nicole wants to expose the truth. How can you expose it without knowing what it is in the first place? #DAYS

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

The World Champion

Apparently Nicole thinks shaking a thumb drive makes it copy data from a computer faster.  #DAYS
 
Nicole to Serena: "I am so glad we did this." Same line she used on Daniel in bed yesterday. #DAYS
 
Kate tells Will everyone makes mistakes.  He should listen to her.  She's the world champion. #DAYS
 
If it keeps it up, Salem could get up to a foot of vinyl snow. #DAYS

Hard On Her

Monday, January 26, 2015

Dumbest Guy In Town

Chase wonders why Hope and Ciara can't go to the beach house with them.  Because that's where the bodies are buried. #DAYS
 
Eric: "Serena and I have history." Translation: Monkey sex is better on the African plains where you can learn from the monkeys. #DAYS
 
Nicole to Serena: "You don't like me; I don't like you." It sounds kind of like the Barney song but somehow different. #DAYS
 
OMG! Hope mentioned Shawn Douglas. If he comes back that aces out Rafe as the dumbest guy in town. #DAYS
 
If Clyde isn't dead, Damon is the worst shot this side of the Pecos. #DAYS

Friday, January 23, 2015

Dough-See-Dough

Shucks. If only Jennifer would have caught Eve and JJ In Flagrante Delicto. It would have been so In Prevuze Delicio. #DAYS
 
Victor says Clyde wants to do-si-do into Salem and take over. Clyde's game is more dough-see-dough. #DAYS
 
Ciara and Chase are going to San Francisco on their class trip?! My class went to the local pork rendering plant. #DAYS
 
Clyde says Paris isn't heaven on earth because it doesn't have Kate. Neither does heaven... and never will. #DAYS

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Theresa "Your-Place-Or-Mine" Donovan

Ben, there is something guys who have a pair say to guys like Chad in your situation: "Take this job and shove it." #DAYS
 
Eve says Theresa is acting crazy. With Theresa "your-place-or-mine" Donovan, it's not an act. #DAYS
 
When Ben jumped the counter and broke that glass, I don't think that was in the script but it looked good. #DAYS
 
Eve and JJ have chemistry.  Then again, so does an atomic bomb when it reaches critical mass. #DAYS

Separated at Birth - Theresa Donovan And...

Theresa jumped into bed with Clint before she even knew his name.  The woman's easier than a one-square crossword puzzle.


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