Friday, September 19, 2014

One Mistake

Jordan: "What is Jeremiah doing here?" Among other things, staring at your dress with the built-in push-up bra. #DAYS
 
Frankly, even in a tight job market my response to Chad would be "Bite me, find a new barkeeper." #DAYS
 
Kate: "Sami has no more originality than a dime store greeting card." Or a #DOOL writer? #DAYS
 
Kate rants about Sami's "one mistake." Yeah, "one mistake" practically everyone in Salem has made, first and foremost Kate. #DAYS

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Dr. Strangelove

Roman sees Sami and EJ entangled: "What the hell are you doing?" Has it been that long, Roman? #DAYS
 
Chad uses the DiMera name for one thing it's good for — to keep Jeremiah from beating the crap out of him. #DAYS
 
When Will suddenly grabbed his foot it reminded me of the Tourette syndrome plagued Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove. #DAYS
 
Be careful around Kate, Roman. Don't forget, the last time you slept with her, you died. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

The Official Salem Medical Condition

Hope isn't certain where Bo is.  Call Billie Reed. She'll probably know. #DAYS
 
Hope isn't exactly pure as the driven snow. If not for her 12-month pregnancy, Ciara would have to be Patrick Lockhart's kid. #DAYS
 
Theresa's hope is John has amnesia. That's likely. Amnesia is the official Salem medical condition. #DAYS
 
Sami assures Kate she's still not sleeping with EJ. Poor EJ has been cut off more times than Sami's chronic split ends." #DAYS

Monday, September 15, 2014

I Get All Tingly

Oooo... I get all tingly when Daniel and Jennifer are on. I also get tingly when I'm just about to hurl. #DAYS
 
Face it. Theresa's girl swing wouldn't have given John a headache, let alone put him in a coma.  #DAYS
 
Abby and Jennifer alert JJ there will be booze and drugs at the party.  JJ can't wait to rush out. #DAYS
 
Fashion statement: Why is Theresa wearing that red pizza plate on her wrist? It can serve as a shield if Kristin attacks her. #DAYS
 
Kristin offers an olive branch. Jennifer grabs it and slaps her silly with it. #DAYS
 
Paige has to take Mary Beth to the hospital.  How conveeeeeeenient.  Rory gets drunk. How conveeeeeeeeenient.  #DAYS

Thursday, September 11, 2014

That Pesky FDA Approval Process

The ridiculousness of the "secret formula" thing: To hell with that pesky FDA approval process. #DAYS
 
That's right. The FDA may have its experimental programs, but they usually don't involve the use of "secret formulas." #DAYS
 
Kristin's list of "things that are whipped." BWAHAHAHAHAHA! #DAYS
 
Sami: "If this was fiction I wouldn't be the heroine." I hate to break viewer's bubbles, but this IS fiction. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Hellloooooo, Newman

If Eve gets a theme song, how about one for Daniel and Jennifer... maybe long, hard fingernails slooooowwwlllyy scraping a blackboard? #DAYS
 
EJ says he would spend the rest of his life making it up.  Does that mean begging for forgiveness each time he fools around? #DAYS
 
Looks like Aiden advised Mark Newman not to show up. I wish he would. I was dying to say, "Hellloooooo, Newman." #DAYS
 
Jennifer says she has an emergency at the hospital — The emergency is if she doesn't show up at least once a week they'll fire her. #DAYS

Tuesday, September 09, 2014

Walk of Fame

I think I deserve it. #NoEgoInvolved

Touching, Caressing, Writhing

Abigail just can't resist the lure of storerooms. I don't even want to think of what she would do in a warehouse. #DAYS
 
Jennifer welcomes the class of 2018. That must be for Paige. By 2018 JJ's career as an assistant burger flipper will be well underway. #DAYS
 
Oh, that scene where their bare flesh was touching, caressing, writhing! I'm talking about EJ's thumb and Sami's pinky, of course. #DAYS
 
Eve's giving Jill $2.000 to get to Kentucky. Two grand might get her there, but will it keep her there?" #DAYS

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