Tuesday, September 01, 2015

An Oxymoron

Kyle tests JJ's loyalty. Let's hope that works out better for JJ than testing his intelligence. #DAYS
 
LISTEN UP, MEN OF SALEM! THE NEXT GUY WHO BREAKS UP A CATFIGHT ON #DOOL GETS IT! #DAYS
 
Abe says he just came from an exciting city council meeting. Isn't "exciting city council meeting" an oxymoron? #DAYS

Monday, August 31, 2015

Lame, But I Had To Say It

Kayla wonders why Steve is there. He came back to patch things up. (OK, that is so lame, but I had to say it). #DAYS
 
Ben says his phone is blowing up. Guy Manual protip: If your phone is blowing up, don't keep it in your front pocket. #DAYS
 
If Steve doesn't cool it with Kayla he's going to lose his other eye. #DAYS

Justin's Honest Answer

Friday, August 28, 2015

Squirrely

Abby wants to do everything right for the kid. That'll be the first time she ever did everything right. #DAYS
 
Serena in the body bag: it's the first time she ever wore anything that wasn't skin tight. #DAYS
 
Caroline says running the pub keeps her from getting squirrely. It's the chowdah that's squirrely—that's the meat they use. #DAYS

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Two Dobermans

Yes, Chad, it's called a hangover.  A little 'hair of the dog' would help.  After your binge, it'll probably take two Dobermans. #DAYS
 
Ben says he'll help with the baby. If he's like other guys that means he'll limit watching SportsCenter to three times a day. #DAYS
 
Given the night Serena had, she could have died of alcohol poisoning. #DAYS

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Prevuze After Dark

This one is strictly for the guy viewers who couldn't hit the pause button fast enough today #DAYS

Rash, Brave And Stupid

Eve calls JJ "Rash, brave, & stupid." The bravery comes from youth, he was born stupid & the rash from having sex with Eve. #DAYS
 
Hey, Serena, #GoHomeYoureDrunk. #DAYS
 
The real reason they want Caroline out of that hospital bed — Aiden will probably need it soon... or JJ. #DAYS

Suddenly Caroline Is Very Popular

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Venus Fly Trap

Will tells Abby it's dangerous to defy Stefano, to say the least. When Will talks you can rest assured you're hearing the least. #DAYS
 
Clyde's file is in a folder? Modern police forces use computers... you know, like for the past 25 years. #DAYS
 
Victor to Theresa: "This must've been terrible for a fragile flower like you." Flower? Must be a Venus Fly Trap. #DAYS

Will's Hobby

Monday, August 24, 2015

Partners In Grime

Chad insisted he wanted to move on from Abby. For a minute I thought he'd been to the clue store and got one. #DAYS

 
Theresa and Xander — I started to think they might become partners in crime. Well, in Xander's case it would be partners in grime. #DAYS
 
Ben tells Abby their wedding will be a dream.  That may be all it will be. #DAYS

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