Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Hubba-Hubba

Chad to Melanie: "You look amazing." Translation: Hubba-hubba. Ben drops towel. Melanie squeals. Translation: Hubba-hubba. #DAYS
 
Clyde says he doesn't want to become the man his father is. Marlena: "What does that mean?" Clyde: "Dead." #DAYS
 
If Theresa had come on any stronger the hospital would have to treat Paul for being hit by a freight train. #DAYS
 
Theresa: "Is there a woman in your life?" Paul: "I'm looking at her." And this is the guy who told Marlena he doesn't need a shrink. #DAYS

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

What Sonny Wanted... What Sonny Got

Ace hurler Paul Norita gives Sonny his best pitch.


Melanie Gets A Gravity Assist

Oh, those slippery Salem towels.

Monday, November 24, 2014

A Frat Party In Hell

Hard to believe Daniel & Nicole, with the combined moral turpitude of a frat party in hell, would subdue their passions. #DAYS
 
Paige just won't stay away from JJ. I know how he can make her stay away... tell her what happened with Eve." #DAYS
 
So far Ben's new apartment is getting a whole lot more action than Eric's. #DAYS
 
JJ: "I should stop talking and start thinking." He should have stopped something else with Eve and started thinking. #DAYS

Welcome Back Melanie!

Friday, November 21, 2014

ARRRGGH!

If I were Chad I'd be wary that Stefano is toying with him instead of supporting him. #DAYS
 
Abby can't hear Maggie.  Everyone catches a break once in a while. #DAYS
 
Victor asks: "Will sitting around the pool doing what?" The pool boy? #DAYS
 
ARRRGGH! It's Melanie "Premiere Party Girl" Layton-Kiriakis-Jonas-Whatever! And here I am without a spoon to gag myself with. #DAYS

Up To Their Old Tricks

Daniel and Nicole wind up in a familiar, if not compromising position.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Crazy Stuff On The Internet

JJ says he needs space. He certainly has plenty of it between his ears. #DAYS
 
JJ lectures Abby for not coming home last night. Hey, at least she wasn't with someone's parent. #DAYS
 
Caroline: "There is some crazy stuff on the Internet." Prevuze, for one. #DAYS
 
Theresa says she's the best thing that ever happened to Brady. Translation—where "best" means "worst." OK... maybe tied with Chloe. #DAYS

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Voodoo Witchy Women

Clyde hasn't seen a shrink in poplar bluff. They don't have any... unless you count the Voodoo Witchy Women there. #DAYS
 
It's the first time Abby's ever spent the night with someone.  The rest have been wham-bam-thank-ya-mam... or showers. #DAYS
 
Dr. Evans' schedule is just jammed. Probably explains why people are so crazy in Salem. #DAYS
 
Eve slithers in to see Brady. Just call him the town herpetologist — he seems to be a master at collecting snakes. #DAYS
 
Nicole comes on to Daniel. Eve comes on to Brady. Theresa comes on to Paul. Men respect that... temporarily. #DAYS

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Trying To Boost His Average

Either Kate makes Chad co-CEO now or he'll call Daddy and tattle on her. #DAYS
 
Nicole throws the football at Daniel while in the process of throwing herself at him. Dan's to woozy to notice. #DAYS
 
Pitchers are notoriously bad hitters but Paul seems to be trying to boost his average by hitting on every gal in the hospital. #DAYS
 
It's a lost cause, Kate. It's DIMERA Enterprises, not EX-DIMERA Enterprises. #DAYS
 
Knowingly or unknowingly, Nicole is sending Daniel more signals than a confused quarterback calling an audible. #DAYS

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