Thursday, March 28, 2024

Sloan's Miniskirt

Leo's suit actually cracked my TV screen. Sloan's miniskirt cracked my husband's contact lenses. #DAYS

I don't know who's being the most immature brat – John or Holly. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — John: "Something about this church calms me down." Marlena: "Because it's a spiritual place of quiet meditation?" John: "No, because I alwys have a couple drinks before I come here." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Theresa: "You're a better person than I am." Brady: "Thanks, but I'm afraid that's a pretty low bar." #DAYS

Leo panics and says he has something to say that can't wait. He won't tell about Jude, but it can't wait because he's in a church and might burst into flame any second. #DAYS

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Their Sweet Little Darling Kids

Eric: "How was I supposed to say no to Nicole?" The word "no" comes to mind. #DAYS

Nicole is like a lot of other parents. They can't believe their sweet little darling kids could be doing drugs. They usually change their minds at the funeral. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole to Eric: "I guess you're surprised to see me here in church." God: "Eric may not be, but I sure am." #DAYS

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

The M-Word

Now that everything is behind them, Tripp and Wendy have to come to grips with the fact that the M-word came up during their ordeal. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "You dated the mother of my son, now you're dating the mother of my daughter." Alex: "What are you saying?" Brady: "I'm saying you seem awfully interested in my hand-me-downs." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristin: "Why are you so concerned with me and Alex. You're shacking up with Brady." Theresa: "I am not shacking up with Brady." Kristin:  "Only because he doesn't live in a shack." #DAYS

Monday, March 25, 2024

A Shallow, Flaky Womanizer

Next on #DOOL — Kristin: "Didn't your mother teach you not to keep a girl waiting?" Alex: "Girls… yes; Cougars… no." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — John: "You need to let me do what I need to do." Patch: "Second door on the left. Be sure to wash your hands." #DAYS

Theresa to Alex: "Wow. We've barely broken up and you're in the arms of someone else. What's up with that?" He's a guy. #DAYS

John: "No parent should ever have to bury their child." So that's why Marlena never buried DJ. #DAYS

Brady: "You would never consider Alex to be a step-father to Rachel." Kristin: "Why wouldn't I? He's got tremendous potential." Translation: He's got money. #DAYS

Konstantine lets go of his need for revenge and hatred. What a stand-up guy. At least that's what I thought before his nose grew out two feet and his pants caught fire. #DAYS

Brady: "Alex is a shallow, flaky womanizer." Looks like he's perfect for Kristin. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristin (on phone): "Brady said you're a shallow, flaky womanizer." Alex: "Compliments will get him nowhere." #DAYS

Friday, March 22, 2024

A Fast One

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "I love my husband so much…" Sloan: "Almost as much as you love Eric?" #DAYS

EJ refuses to play Stefan a game of chess for Stefan's shares. After being dumb enough not to check if Stefan was recording their conversation at least he shows he's got some intelligence with that move. #DAYS

Stefan pulls a fast one on EJ with that recording then baits him into going "all in" with a game of chess. Win or lose Stefan can pull that recording out any time he wants to as a threat. EJ's backed into a corner with the recording, but goes over the cliff by agreeing to play chess. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "I'm not a very religious person…" God: "Tell me something I don't know." #DAYS

Thursday, March 21, 2024

Contingency Plan

Leo says his article will contain a soupçon of panache. Apparently he's going to write it in French. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stefan: "Did you ever have any deep regrets that chewed at your soul?" Chad: "No but I once had a dog that chewed my slippers." #DAYS

Johnny: "There's a warm place in hell for whomever helped Clyde escape from prison." I believe Steve and John's reservations were already confirmed long ago. #DAYS

Johnny: "With my family it might not be a bad idea to have a contingency plan." With your family it might not be a bad idea to have life insurance. #DAYS

Harris to Jada: "You of all people ought to know about breaking the rules." You mean the rule about not letting your boss pull a Harvey Weinstein on you? #DAYS

Chanel to Leo: "When you put your sense of humor on the back burner you're almost a sweet guy… and almost like you're straight." #DAYS

Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Unscrupulous Scoundrel

Ava sucker-punches Stefan. Who does she think she is… Lucas? #DAYS

Looks like Ava has some 'splainin to do. #DAYS

Theresa says exercising clears her head. She must exercise a lot. #DAYS

Holly to EJ: "Why did you have to have Tate arrested?" Because keeping him confined in the DiMera tunnels is illegal? #DAYS

Constantine wonders what his daughter Catarina might have become. Perhaps an unscrupulous scoundrel like her father? #DAYS

Constantine tells Theresa if they can pull off their scam they will be set for life… until he screws her out of her part of it. #DAYS

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