Tuesday, March 31, 2015

An 8-Bit Mind In A 64-Bit World

The Pwilson triangle. Just as deadly as the Bermuda triangle only this one bores you to death. #DAYS
 
Daniel says Nicole is a loose cannon. Since when do "cannon" and "woman" mean the same thing? #DAYS
 
Rafe senses something might be going on between Will and Sonny. Well, duhhhh... Rafe has an 8-bit mind in a 64-bit world. #DAYS
 
Ben: "I'd never hurt you like Chad did." Does that mean making inappropriate cracks about her and EJ? #DAYS

Playing It Smart

Monday, March 30, 2015

The Hole In The Bottom Of The Barrel

Oh, great, Will, Sonny and Paul all together.  It's a hate triangle. #DAYS
 
Theresa and Eve together. We've found the hole in the bottom of the barrel. #DAYS
 
Maggie to Melanie: "You are a million miles away." Don't we wish. #DAYS
 
Will: "I'll make that SOB sorry he ever set foot in Salem." What? Are you going to make him read one of your articles? #DAYS

Theresa's Trauma

See, Theresa, your mother was right. You gave him the milk for free and he didn't by the... uh... Come to think of it, that is a rather disgusting metaphor, isn't it?

Friday, March 27, 2015

Carter's Little Liver Pills

Theresa and Nicole both confront Brady. How lucky can a guy get? #DAYS
 
Man, Ali Sweeny is huckstering everything on TV these days except Carter's Little Liver Pills. #DAYS
 
Will: "I broke sonny's heart." Not to mention his trust. #DAYS
 
Cole, there are other fish in the sea and most of them don't have a barracuda for a mom. #DAYS

Thursday, March 26, 2015

The Town Groveler

Not only is Will now the town whiner, but he's also become the town groveler. #DAYS
 
Would someone please tell Paige the truth so we don't have to suffer through this until the May sweeps? #DAYS
 
Will is soooo upset that Sonny saw Paul. Gee, kid, at least Sonny didn't bang him LIKE YOU DID. #DAYS
 
Xander: "Friendships never die." Maybe not but old friends do if they don't fork over the diamonds. #DAYS

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Not Eve's Type

Yes, Daniel, when Nicole says, "That guy knows how to treat a woman," you may take that as a direct slam at you. #DAYS
 
Crud. The new #DOOL closed-captions don't show the name of the person speaking. Now I have to remember all the minor character names. #DAYS
 
Paige says she thought Daniel slept with Eve. She should have known Daniel isn't Eve's type. You know... like... an adult. #DAYS
 
Eve called Jennifer a bitch twice today. I'm shocked. Shouldn't that be "annoying bitch?" #DAYS

May The Whores Be With You

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

A Diamond Jubilee

Aiden says he enjoyed representing Ben. I'll bet he's enjoying getting Clyde's payment even more. #DAYS
 
Eric wonders if Serena is celebrating something. A "diamond jubilee," if I don't miss my guess. #DAYS
 
Theresa wakes: "Brady make love to me." It's Clint, honey. Must be hard to remember when you've gone down w/everything but the Titanic #DAYS
 
New guy, rejected by Nicole: "A man can always dream." Dreams can turn into nightmares, too. #DAYS

Melanie Misinterprets

Friday, March 20, 2015

The Biggest Whiner In The History Of DOOL

Serena comes into her hotel room and finds it trashed; either that or she's really a slob. #DAYS
 
Nicole throws herself at Daniel. Daniel resists. Today must've been the day for the female writers to come up with the script. #DAYS
 
A long, close shot of Eve's derrière. Today must've been the day for the male cameramen to record the show. #DAYS
 
OK, Will just replaced Belle as the biggest whiner in the history of #DAYS

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