Friday, April 29, 2016

A Different Kind Of Lay

Belle says the M-word. Shocks Phillip's socks off. If he'd been wearing socks, that is. Well, in his case just one sock... #DAYS
Phillip wants to marry Belle for the right reasons. Top of the list would be they won't screw it up like last time. #DAYS
Dario says he'll scout around and get the lay of the land.  I think he's out for a different kind of lay. #DAYS
Belle mentions Shawn's motorcycle-through-a-church-window stunt.  One of the all-time classic #DOOL moments. #DAYS

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Co-ed Festivities

The kids need to learn that great sports axiom: The person who throws the second punch is always the one who gets the blame. #DAYS
Shawn wonders why Claire has moral flaws. Like mother like daughter. #DAYS
Joey and Jade wish they were in the same cell. They're not because co-ed facilities can lead to co-ed festivities. #DAYS
Belle responds to Claire's juvenile actions in such a mature way by making a booty call to Phillip. #DAYS

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

The Sludge Underneath A Porta-Potty

Summer offers to help with Maggie's physical therapy. Hey, why not hire Jordan Ridgeway? I hear she's out of work. #DAYS
Hope gets Rafe all in a lather then calls things off. The Guy Manual rates a tease somewhere below the sludge underneath a porta-potty #DAYS
So Victor was married to Nicole and never mentioned she looked like his former fiancée? #DAYS

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Got A Match?

Popcorn and diet soda... Rafe and Hope's snack is better than my lunch. #DAYS
Jennifer insists she could be Abby's support.  Right, whenever Abby got to be too much she could just pop a few more pills. #DAYS
They shouldn't leave Abby with the crazy people.  Once the nuts see her they'll think they're sane and want to leave. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Jade sticks her head out the window: "Joey, Joey, wherefore art thou, Joey?" #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Rafe: "I had a mullet and weighed 115 pounds in high school." Hope: "I'll bet you looked a lot better then." #DAYS
Q: Why did Jade and Joey romp upstairs instead of downstairs? A: They wanted to take their relationship to a new level. #Rimshot #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Abby: "You're disturbing me." Nurse: "Consider yourself disturbed... because you are... very disturbed. #DAYS
I loved the Hope & Rafe scenes today. I always enjoy seeing a wacky murderess and her zany accomplice have a rollicking time. #DAYS
April 26, 2078 — 90-year old Abigail Horton is finally cured... because science has finally figured out a way to transplant brains. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Ben: "I'm back. What do you have to say to that?" Abby: "Got a match?" #DAYS

Monday, April 25, 2016

Unforgettable Prom



Belle: "I signed the divorce papers and gave them to Shawn." Lucky Shawn. #DAYS
Hope talks to Ciara about Grandma Julia. I had to think for a minute who the heck that is. #DAYS
Theo shows Ciara his list of '80s movies, "It's a long list." What a shock — they had movies back then. Some were even talkies. #DAYS

Friday, April 22, 2016

John Mayer Or Clay Aiken

Deimos says Victor asked to marry Helena but it had nothing to do with love. Nicole should easily understand that concept. #DAYS
Rafe concludes Deimos was responsible for Bo's death. Here comes another notch on Hope's gun barrel. #DAYS
Everything is recycled for the prom. Maybe they could get recycled entertainment like John Mayer or Clay Aiken. #DAYS

Abigail's Brain


Thursday, April 21, 2016

The "Daniel Card"

Nicole needs advice. For one thing, with Deimos in charge, sell your Titan stock. #DAYS
If that guy next door thought Thomas' crying was annoying I'll bet he just loves Abby's screaming. #DAYS
Brady tries to convince Nicole not to jump into bed with everything. Uses his ace-in-the-hole and plays the "Daniel Card." #DAYS

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